Pathologic Prompt Meme!

[maximumhusky]

Hello, welcome to the Pathologic Prompt Meme!

Please make anonymous prompts for things you would like to see, or anonymously fulfill prompts by creating stories, poetry, drawn art, music, or anything! I just want to say that this prompt meme is open to people of all skill levels, so have fun!

Some basic rules that were recommended to help out before we get started:

- This is the Pathologic Prompt Meme, and it's SFW! Please post any NSFW prompts or fills into the NSFW Pathologic Kink Meme. A good rule of thumb is whether or not you'd be comfortable with your boss at work looking over your shoulder and reading what you have on screen.

- If you're worried about anything being a little too gore-heavy (e.g. certain medical procedures can be), or etc., please post it in the NSFW Pathologic Kink Meme. This decision is for folks who have limits in regard to certain explicit things. Speaking of explicit things...

- Please use tags and content warnings, especially for things that people might be triggered over. For prompt fillers, please put those tags in the beginning of the post so that way people can skip over them if need be. Tags can also attract people to your art if it has content that they're interested in, so it can be a helpful tool for content creators as well.

- No writers of incest (kains which does include aglaya and her relatives, stamatins, olgimskys, etc), underage/adult ships (which DOES include Clara,) or rape. Please don't make anything gross happen to underage characters!

- Multiple fills to a single prompt is not only accepted, but wonderful! It's a win-win for everybody!

- In the case of a filler of a prompt going inactive for a long time in the middle of a story, it's okay for a different person to continue where they left off. Please make it obvious that you're not the original author, and then feel free to write.

And that's as much as I have in regards to rules! Hopefully these answered answer any questions you might have! Feel free to recommend any rules of your own, or ask me for clarification on the current ones.

AND THAT'S IT! Have fun! :D

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Comments

Re: (doublechecking the dates of when basketball and rubbersoled-shoes were invented)

[(Anonymous)]

I am honored to read the writing of the most dutiful and serious Governor Saburov. My heart beats faster as I read these tales of basketball and glory.

Can I request a piece about how you plan to deal with your receding hairline?

feeling suddenly self-conscious, Saburov brings a hand to his hairline

[(Anonymous)]

WH-WHY SURE, THAT WOULD BE POSSIBLE... BUT FIRST, OUT OF SHEER CURIOSITY, COULD YOU TELL ME IF, NOT TO BE SUSPICIOUS OR ANYTHING, YOUR OPINION OF NINA KAIN? OR MAYBE VICTOR KAIN? POSITIVE, NEGATIVE, OR NEUTRAL? JUST CURIOUS. JUST TESTING. I MEAN, CURIOUS.

Re: feeling suddenly self-conscious, Saburov brings a hand to his hairline

[(Anonymous)]

Oh, there is no need to be suspicious! I am no Kain collaborator, if that is what you are curious about.

I am neutral towards the Kains as a whole. Hm...I would let Nina Kaina step on me but if I saw her commit murder I would contact the proper authorities. Victor Kain looks like my old math teacher for whom I have no feelings either positive or negative.

Saburov breathes a sigh of relief

[(Anonymous)]

>>I would contact the proper authorities

AH, THAT'S GOOD TO HEAR! WELL THEN, TRUTH BE TOLD, I'M NOT SURE IF I CAN WEAVE A LENGTHY STORY OUT OF THIS ONE.

I WOULD LOVE TO SAY THAT I’M STRONG IN ALL ASPECTS OF LIFE, BUT THE TRUTH IS THAT I’M NOT. TIME MAKES FOOLS OF US ALL, AND THE FACE IN THE MIRROR COMES TO REFLECT A VERSION OF MYSELF DAY BY DAY THAT I’M NOT TOO KEEN TO ACCEPT. I CAN TAKE WEAR AND TEAR SHOWING ITSELF AT LAST UPON ME, BUT I’D LOVE IT IF MY HAIR WASN’T TOO EAGER TO LEAVE. MAYBE THE YOUTH HERE HAVE NEVER KNOWN ME ANY OTHER WAY THAN NOW, BUT I HAD A BIT MORE HAIR BEFORE…

THOUGH TO BE HONEST KATERINA SAYS THAT I LOOK AS HANDSOME AS EVER, AND THAT’S ALL I REALLY NEED. VICTOR NEVER HAD TO WORRY ABOUT HIS HAIR WHAT WITH HIS BLESSEDNESS, WHILE VLAD PRESSURED ISIDOR FRUITLESSLY FOR SALVES AND CURES TO NO EFFECT AS HE BALDED. I THINK UNLIKE THOSE TWO, I CAN ACCEPT BEING HUMAN, WARTS AND ALL, AND THAT GIVES ME A CERTAIN STRENGTH MISSING FROM THEM.

I’LL CONSIDER THIS ONE A FREEBIE THAT WON’T TAKE AWAY FROM THE AMOUNT OF TALES I’M WILLING TO WRITE. CLARA TRIED TO LEND ME HER HAT, SINCE SHE WAS “BALD TOO.” I ALREADY HAD THIS RESPONSE PREPARED FOR HER SO I COULD DECLINE*, SO THAT’S WHY I DON’T CONSIDER THIS A PART OF THE TOTAL AMOUNT OF TALES.

*I LOVE MY ADOPTED DAUGHTER, BUT I’D RATHER NOT WEAR HER HAT. I DON’T KNOW WHERE IT’S BEEN, AND SHE KEEPS REFUSING MY EFFORTS TO GET HER TO CLEAN IT. PLEASE DON’T THINK ILL OF ME.

Re: Saburov breathes a sigh of relief

[(Anonymous)]

Hey, Saburov, tell us a tale of your triumphs over crime and disorderly behavior! Surely as governor you have many of them...

Breaking the rules of the earth to take a dump

[(Anonymous)]

Pardon my delay, dear anon. My typewriter has broken down, hence my entry this time around will be handwritten. I hope my penmanship will be serviceable enough for the task at hand.

As you may know, our town here is one that is lacking in heavy crime. One should be grateful I suppose that there is a strong taboo against the cutting of the body, which does preclude things like murder from happening. That is not to say that there is no crime at all however! It’s just that the nature of the crimes must be more thoroughly searched for due to their smaller size.

Some may think that I’m too thorough in my search for crime. However, in this tale in particular that I will relate to you now, people approached and begged me to do something. For you see, it was a problem of great importance.

People’s toilets were overflooding.

I instantly blamed the Stamatins, and upon reviewing the evidence further, I continued to blame the Stamatins but now confident that my suspicions were right. You see, the problems were not merely that the citizenry’s toilets were overflooding, but that they were overflooding in ways that were anomalous in nature, and not dependent on the actions of their owners. It turned out that even without being used, the toilets would fill with refuse from a different household entirely.

Upon interrogation the Stamatins revealed they had devised a new type of toilet that would bypass the need for plumbing entirely. With a flush of the toilet, the waste would always go down the drain, and disappear from sight. I asked then where the waste would go to, and the brothers then pulled out blueprints, and traced down the notes and calculations down the side. But then they told me, that reasonably there were no guarantees of where the waste would go. “But fuck it, it’s not really that much of a problem is it?” Andrey, the brasher of the brothers, said.

Well as you can imagine, that’s not a suitable legal defense. I ordered them to immediately undo their ‘air dump’ project, and replace the anomalous toilets with regular god-respecting ones. Law and order has prevailed ever since.

A messenger hands you a letter.

[(Anonymous)]

loving these stories, alex. maybe when you buy a new typewriter you can choose something like my KINGJIM Digital Pomela Silva - DM30 SIL with lowercase functions. just a suggestion, though.

anyways, my daughter wants to know if you have any embarrassing stories about old people around town. i think she was making fun of me. :/

The authornon is Saburov kin apparently

[(Anonymous)]

((Hey I'm the authornon here, and I'm currently thinking up ideas for what to write, but I just felt like stopping by to say that this reply managed to grab me by the collar and toss me across the room. I was not expecting to be called out by Victor Kain himself, but I laughed heartily and was impressed nevertheless. *golf clap* Thank you so much!))